Omniscient Cookie Log
The omniscient cookie is a mysterious being that we know very little about, but seems very curious about us. While we assume the omniscient cookie knows everything, the way in which it reaches us leaves its words unreliable through space translation. Perhaps the omniscient cookie is not a real creature, but simply an elaborate game of telephone passed through satellite channels. That would explain the inconsistencies, but not the intentions of this sudden, large creature orbiting the earth.
Cosmoven as an organization uses linguistics, code, and state of the art technology to decrypt the messages from this entity. We believe that this is the inception for understandings Earth's relation to the great cosmos, hence our organizational title. Although we do partner with the Department of US Aerospace Defense, we believe this entity to not be a threat to our general safety.
